- Greece really likes taking care of his family. Some of his cousins and his older relatives struggle to find work, others don't like to work, and plenty see themselves as "too old" to work. So Greece helps out by sending them some money [Pensions and Unemployment].
- Greece's job doesn't cover all the money he spends on his family, So Greece got a credit card...
Little Jimmy: "Daddy, I heard them talking on the news about a God Particle. What's that?"
Me: "That would be the Higgs Boson."
Little Jimmy: "What's a Higgs?"... (more)